I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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