You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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