Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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