So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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