He asked to "fluff my boner.."
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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