just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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