I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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