Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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