is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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