Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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