Can i not drive my cunt home
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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