i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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