STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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