If i come over, it means nothing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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