i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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