Rock
Scissors
Fuck
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize
