Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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