She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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