im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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