I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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