Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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