no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
...so i touched it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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