After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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