I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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