He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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