Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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