I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's blow job season.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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