so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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