I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just forgot I was standing up.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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