My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Will exercising make me less horny?
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