you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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