I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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