The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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