On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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