Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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