Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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