R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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