Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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