i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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