why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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