Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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