I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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