Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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