"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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