You work out of a Hotel?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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