you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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