I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We named our party play list daddy issues
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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