i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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