I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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