There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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