I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
operation harelip BJ is a go
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
