Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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