Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm like, not good at living.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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